Party-to-Laundry Ratio Calculator
Find out how your social life is destroying your laundry routine (and possibly your wardrobe)
1. Number of Parties or Outings Per Week
2. Outfit Changes Per Event
3. Type of Party Attended Most Often
4. Do You Rewear Outfits Without Washing?
5. Selfie Count Per Event
6. Spill Likelihood Per Night
7. Laundry Capacity / Delay
8. Wardrobe Size
9. How Much You Sweat on the Dance Floor
10. What's Your Laundry Strategy?
Check Your Score Here
Answer all the questions to find out how your social life is affecting your laundry situation!
Will you need professional help (from us) or can you handle this mess on your own?
Find Out How Your Social Life is Wrecking Your Laundry Routine
Let’s be real, parties are fun, but they’re also secretly plotting against your laundry basket. Every outfit change, every spilled drink, every sweaty dance move adds up. That’s why we made this Party to Laundry Ratio Calculator just to show you how much your social life is messing with your clean clothes.
This isn’t some boring math quiz. It’s a hilarious (and slightly terrifying) look at what your party habits mean for your laundry pile. Answer questions like “How many times do you change outfits in one night?” and “Does Febreze count as laundry?” and we’ll give you a score that tells you whether you’re a laundry pro or a total laundry disaster.
Funny Results Logic:
The best part? The results are brutally honest. You might find out your washing machine is working overtime, or that you should probably just start buying new clothes instead of doing laundry. Either way, you’ll laugh and maybe realize you need our laundry services more than you thought.
So go ahead, take the quiz. See where you land on the scale from “I barely leave my couch” to “My closet is a war zone.” And if your score is terrifyingly high? Well… we know a great laundry service that can help.
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